第一章鸡屁股的风情（1/2）

“今天，我就死了。也许是昨天，我搞不清，临死前，我只想再吃一次鸡屁股。”

大脑昏沉，意识顛倒，一会儿是高楼大厦，一会儿是破旧的茅草屋，年幼的弟妹，老迈的父母......

当陈皓被一阵刺骨的寒意冻醒时。

他睁开眼，发现自己躺在一张窄小的木板床上，潮湿的冷风从窗缝里钻进来，带著刺骨的寒意。

“这是哪儿，我这是........”

恍惚间，记忆也如潮水般涌来。

三天前那个阴沉的早晨，饿得皮包骨头的他被父亲带到城隍庙前。

“孩子，忍著点！割完之后你就有编制，能吃上皇粮了.....”

还未等陈皓反应过来。

很快，一个穿著绸缎衣裳，面白无须的胖子就伸出两根手指捏起他的下巴。

像检查牲口似的打量他的牙口。

“模样还算周正，就是瘦了点。”

胖子鬆开手，对父亲伸出三根手指：“三两银子，不能再多了。”

父亲佝僂著背，嘴唇颤抖著。

“老爷，现如今乡下一头驴都要五两银子，我这孩子能写会算，养了十几年，您看......”

“会识字？”

“都当太监了还能识字倒是少见，既然如此就再给你添一两银子。”

那胖子眼睛一亮，又加了一两银子。

父亲接过那四块碎银时，陈皓看见他浑浊的眼睛里闪著泪光。

后来他才知道，那胖子是宫里採买太监的“人牙子”。

他刚想动弹，下身突然传来撕裂般的剧痛，一道奇怪的声音在脑海中响起。

姓名：陈皓

命格：天阉之体

特性：少时残缺，阴阳难调，失却阳刚之根，气血滯涩，经脉不畅，但因无慾念缠身，反得心境空明，悟性超然。

﹝当前秽乱东宫剧情未开展﹞

“天阉之体，我成了太监？”

“不过这秽乱东宫又是个什么意思，莫不成我还有重新长出来的机会？”

陈皓將目光放在下面，除了这天阉之体外，还有数不清的小字。

“权倾朝野、立地皇帝、威震天下、成仙做祖......”

陈皓平復心情。

这些成就现在距离他太遥远，现在他要做的是好好活下去。

“醒了？”

一个嘶哑的声音从旁边传来。

陈皓艰难地转头，看见隔壁床上躺著个面色苍白的少年，约莫十五六岁，正用死气沉沉的眼睛看著他。

“这...这是哪儿？”

陈皓的声音虚弱得自己都听不清。

“净身坊的养伤房。”

少年扯了扯嘴角。

他下意识想摸下身，却被少年喝止。

“別碰！伤口裂开你会活活疼死。”

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